March 2011
97 posts
February 2011
29 posts
The devil beats his wife in San Francsico →
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How do you refer to the weather when it’s raining outside but the sun is also shining? I call it a sun shower, but apparently people in some parts of this…
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Nose growing like Pinocchio →
The truth is usually a lot more interesting than fiction. In my opinion, anyway. That’s why you always hear people saying “I couldn’t make this up if I tried” whenever they relay an incredible…
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
Dizzy Gillespie (59)
Charlie Parker (47)
Miles Davis (45)
Thelonious Monk (45)
Count Basie (42)
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Liar-liar pants on fire →
I’m a terrible liar. I don’t know what happened because I used to be really, really good at making up tall tales on the fly and telling them to swarms of unwitting schoolchildren on the playground. I…
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We went to Google today... →
to eat lunch and to take a tour. One of Ben’s friends works there, which is how we got invited. The cafeteria is pretty impressive, and there is food just about everywhere you look on the campus. I…
Cut-ups, dreams, and holy hailstorm! →
I had a dream last night in which an older gentleman approached me and told me that I have dirty ears. He said I needed to pay more attention when I wash my ears, as they were unsightly, which made…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
Duke Ellington (27)
Count Basie (26)
Johnny Hodges (21)
Benny Goodman (21)
Lester Young (21)
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Just another day in February... →
I’ve never been a big fan of Valentine’s Day. Even when I’m in a relationship, I don’t see what all the hype is about. Yeah, I love chocolates but I love them even more when they’re discounted on…
Express Yourself... errr, Born This Way →
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So Lady Gaga’s new single, “Born this way,” hit the webz recently and I decided to listen to it this morning. Check it out for yourself.
Karaoke Ring o' Death!! (ANTI) LOVE SONGS! →
I just finished my introduction and I was adding photos and somehow Blogger deleted the entire entry. Thanks, jerk store. I shake my fist at you! You can really see my freckles in this…
weepycreep asked: When I was in high school my uncle got me a black light one Christmas. I somehow acquired that blowup couch, so I made my closet into a chill spot. Black light, couch, pictures of cute boys... I tried finding cool black light posters but they all had pot leaves and shrooms on them. :)
Silly Sook, bathtub drinker. →
“Mom, leave me alone! I just wanna get a sip of water out of the tub!” “Sookie, you have your own fancy water-cooler style drinking fountain in the kitchen. Why do you always have to be so…
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Parody face →
Hilarious Lady Gaga parodies!
Do you like my AX-cent? →
Regional accents, I truly love them. I love listening to people talk in their thick accents and trying to distinguish which part of the country they come from. In an anthropology class in college, we…
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My mom was strict, but I'm glad she wasn't a... →
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Ever since I read the article in the Wall Street Journal a while back when the story was first starting to buzz, I have been thinking of writing a blog post about “tiger…
Friggin number 200!!! plus dreams and fasheens! →
Dear writers, artists, poets, and people who spend too much time on the internet: I’m now announcing the final deadline for submitting to the “dreams” issue of Be About It, my zine. You…
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”Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up… inhale,... →
My blog-friend, EmDottie, tagged me in a survey, what we are calling a “random ass survey,” which I am expected to fill out and pass along to several other lucky bloggers. Don’t ask about the title…